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vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

(via analmermaidprincess)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

(via analmermaidprincess)

circumcisions:

do you ever wonder if people’s parents look at their kids and go “wow my son/daughter is fuckin hot”

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

(via catswithbenefits)

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

(via analmermaidprincess)

fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

(via growlithed)

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce, via chokesoftly)

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics, via catswithbenefits)